December 2009
28 posts
Wohnung gesucht - Flat wanted
… los, wer kann Ailine helfen?
bcaptured:
Hallo liebe Berliner,
nach langer Überlegung habe ich mich nun doch entschieden, meine 3-Zi-Wohnung aufzugeben und umzuziehen. Nach dem Einbruch fühle ich mich hier nicht mehr zuhause und zudem komme ich mit dem Haus an sich nicht mehr klar. Es wohnen hier einfach zuviele Menschen und die Verwaltung kümmert sich um nichts.
Daher suche ich in den...
A Woman's 50 Rules For Men
0049:
storeroom:
Call.
Don’t lie.
Never tape any of her body parts together.
If guys’ night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
If guys’ night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, “no petting.”
The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever yes.
Ditto for, “Is she prettier then me.”
Victoria’s secret is good. Frederick’s of hollywood is bad....
Interesting Tricks of the Body
sexual:
somethingintellectual:
[via]
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates...
“Wenn dich alles verlassen hat, kommt das Alleinsein. Wenn du alles verlassen...”
– J. C. Friedrich von Schiller (via hauptstadt) (via 0049)
“It’s so good to finally meet you. Thank you very much for coming. We have no...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
biggest and most hilarious beer commercial ever. →
really a goooooooood one!
coffeemakescreative:
I had to laugh so hard when seeing this earlier today.
